hi i'm hailey.
i dont like people.
i've been clean since September '13.
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
i found out today that my sociology teacher coached jensen ackles back in high school. you know what they do on baseball teams? they pat each others’ butts to show appreciation
so my sociology teacher has probably touched jensen’s butt, and i’ve not only shaken my sociology teacher’s hand, but i’ve also high fived it
therefore i’ve indirectly touch jensen ackles’ butt.
you have also indirectly touched your sociology teachers genitalia…. do what you want with that informetion
- 16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
Every country in the world should start making ads like these.
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do